Drake Put Hotsauce In His Bag (Swag)
We loved it when our dearly departed Selena Quintanilla Perez carried hotsauce on her person. Again, when Beyonce’s said she kept hot sauce in her bag, we said “swag.” But Drake has crossed the line here and his hot sauce doesn’t impress us at all. Toronto’s very own rapper Drake is being questioned and held accountable all over the internet because of a bizarre rumor. Rumors are circulating about him, a condom, hot sauce, and a very angry IG model he hotsauced…
Drake Put Hotsauce, Where?
We Must make it clear that this story has not been confirmed, thus far this has all been alleged.
Real or fake news, this has not stopped Twitter from tweeting itself into a total frenzy over the thought that Drizzy Drake drizzled hotsauce into a condom whether as a kink or a form of contraception.
“Instagram model ready to sue after Drake allegedly put hot sauce in condom,” claims a now-viral Instagram post with a lengthy caption detailing an alleged encounter between the award-winning superstar and the model.
Did Drake Use Hotsauce as a Contraception?
“Allegedly Drake and the Ig model allegedly met up on Instagram, and the two decided to link up a few weeks ago. The model and Drake had a romantic encounter, and what happened next was well, CRAZY,” according to the caption on the post by @toomuchhottea.
“After the party, they went back to his hotel. They smoked weed for a bit, and he asked if she wanted to have sex. She said he was very intent on ensuring things were consensual.”
The caption gets too explicit from there, but it basically says that Drake put on a condom at one point and was physically intimate with the model.
Drizzy is said to have gone into the bathroom to dispose of his prophylactic after finishing. According to legend, he then inserted some hot sauce into the used condom to prevent the woman from becoming pregnant.
Did Drake Put Hotsauce in a Condom to Avoid The Creation of Another Baby Mama?
The disturbing viral story then takes a turn saying the IG model “fished the condom out of the trash, untied it, and put the opening end into her v*gina.”
“Boy, was she in for a surprise! She said it felt like pouring hot lava into her p*ssy,” reads what looks to be a tall tale. “She screamed, and Drake ran into the bathroom. He admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm.”
According to reports, the woman is suing Drake over the incident. It is unclear what she will sue him for since she has not released a statement of claim.
The story appears to have been originally broken by MTONews.com. MTONews.com has proclaimed itself as “the #1 source of African American news online,” according to some. The story has spread from there.
Angry IG Model Burns Herself Internally Trying to Trap Drake (Allegedly)
Many people seem to believe that Drake is telling the truth and are praising him for cleverly avoiding paying child support to another woman in the future.
It seems that everyone agrees that Drake pouring hot sauce into a condom makes for great joke fodder.
Drake himself has yet to release a statement regarding the matter.
Drake Makes A Cryptic Post
On Friday afternoon, he posted two images of himself to Instagram with the caption, “You can have your 15 minutes of fame… I’ll take the other 23 hours and 45 minutes,” but it’s hard to say if this is related to the hot sauce condom rumor at all.
The wild fanfiction may have the world-famous rapper laughing himself to tears right now. Perhaps he is actually being sued by some lady who took a condom with hot sauce inside and placed its remaining contents in a strategic place.
Whether it’s true or not (probably not), this ridiculous story is entertaining fans all over the world this week, and let’s face it, we could all use some fun distraction right now.
